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Top 10 St. Patrick’s Day/Irish things you probably didn’t know. Happy St. Patrick’s Day, piss-tanks. Before you go filling your guts with green beer, fill your head with knowledge! More vomit is produced on St. Paddy’s Day than any other day of the year. Boston hosts the largest, and therefore worst, St. Paddy’s Day celebration in the world. St. Patrick drove the snakes out of Ireland in a sweet 1972 Ford Econoline. McD’s Shamrock Shakes don’t taste like mint. They taste like shit. Leprechauns are so named ‘cause they have leprosy. Kissing the Blarney Stone is said to endow the kisser with the gift of the gab. “The gab” is Irish slang for “cold sores”. Corned beef and cabbage is a great pre-drinking meal. It will also ensure that your St. Paddy’s day vomit is of a thick, creamy consistency. Jameson’s whiskey is great in cocktails and other breakfast foods. The British government’s Weights and Measures Department has officially classified (ex-Pogues front man) Shane MacGowan’s urine as “overproof”. This plucky nation has endured many dark times in its history - two famines, “the troubles”, and Enya.

Top 10 St. Patrick’s Day/Irish things you probably didn’t know.

Happy St. Patrick’s Day, piss-tanks. Before you go filling your guts with green beer, fill your head with knowledge!

  1. More vomit is produced on St. Paddy’s Day than any other day of the year.
  2. Boston hosts the largest, and therefore worst, St. Paddy’s Day celebration in the world.
  3. St. Patrick drove the snakes out of Ireland in a sweet 1972 Ford Econoline.
  4. McD’s Shamrock Shakes don’t taste like mint. They taste like shit.
  5. Leprechauns are so named ‘cause they have leprosy.
  6. Kissing the Blarney Stone is said to endow the kisser with the gift of the gab. “The gab” is Irish slang for “cold sores”.
  7. Corned beef and cabbage is a great pre-drinking meal. It will also ensure that your St. Paddy’s day vomit is of a thick, creamy consistency.
  8. Jameson’s whiskey is great in cocktails and other breakfast foods.
  9. The British government’s Weights and Measures Department has officially classified (ex-Pogues front man) Shane MacGowan’s urine as “overproof”.
  10. This plucky nation has endured many dark times in its history - two famines, “the troubles”, and Enya.