God, this drink tastes like piss… Nothing like that ol’ hackneyed cliche to describe a crap drink. In this case, however, it’s literal. Yup, that’s right, presenting Gilpin Family Whisky - the world’s first whiskey that’s literally made from piss. Sorry, “urine”, to the more refined connoisseurs out there. Seriously. This is probably the most colossally stupid fucking idea we’ve seen yet in the “novelty booze” biz. It makes those 2000% alcohol beers and vodkas infused with barbershop floor sweepings (or whatever this month’s moronic trend is) look like the fucking cure for cancer by comparison. So what kind of pee pee, you ask? Horse? Monkey? Badger? Don’t be ridiculous, those aren’t even close to the “quality” of bodily fluid required for the production of this gem. It’s HUMAN PISS! But not just any human piss, as if it wasn’t bad enough already, it’s - wait for it - “made from the sugar rich urine of elderly diabetics”. Mmmm, getting thirsty yet? You know what we’re thirsting for? The opportunity to beat the idiots who invented this with a two-by-four. Who’d ‘a thunk the golden waste water of a thousand old folks’ homes could be so useful? These tools, that’s who! Or, perhaps, comedic geniuses. Because honestly, despite our ire, the whole thing reeks like a construction site outhouse of one giant-ass joke. But it probably just “Depends”. Waa waa waa waaaaaa. (via Gizmodo) NOTE: Two days ago we were able to link directly to the actual Gilpin Family Whisky website. In that time it has mysteriously disappeared. So yeah, hoax, or site crashed from too many hits, or both?

God, this drink tastes like piss…

Nothing like that ol’ hackneyed cliche to describe a crap drink. In this case, however, it’s literal. Yup, that’s right, presenting Gilpin Family Whisky - the world’s first whiskey that’s literally made from piss. Sorry, “urine”, to the more refined connoisseurs out there. Seriously. This is probably the most colossally stupid fucking idea we’ve seen yet in the “novelty booze” biz. It makes those 2000% alcohol beers and vodkas infused with barbershop floor sweepings (or whatever this month’s moronic trend is) look like the fucking cure for cancer by comparison.

So what kind of pee pee, you ask? Horse? Monkey? Badger? Don’t be ridiculous, those aren’t even close to the “quality” of bodily fluid required for the production of this gem. It’s HUMAN PISS! But not just any human piss, as if it wasn’t bad enough already, it’s - wait for it - “made from the sugar rich urine of elderly diabetics”. Mmmm, getting thirsty yet? You know what we’re thirsting for? The opportunity to beat the idiots who invented this with a two-by-four.

Who’d ‘a thunk the golden waste water of a thousand old folks’ homes could be so useful? These tools, that’s who! Or, perhaps, comedic geniuses. Because honestly, despite our ire, the whole thing reeks like a construction site outhouse of one giant-ass joke. But it probably just “Depends”. Waa waa waa waaaaaa.

(via Gizmodo)

NOTE: Two days ago we were able to link directly to the actual Gilpin Family Whisky website. In that time it has mysteriously disappeared. So yeah, hoax, or site crashed from too many hits, or both?

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