Justin Timberlake has his own Tequila - and no one cares.
Well, we guess that’s not entirely true or we wouldn’t be writing about it. Is it just us or does every fucking celebrity seem to have their own liquor these days? Who gave these assholes the idea that they are somehow qualified to be liquor experts? Talented in their particular forte - maybe - but let’s be honest - this is hooch that no one is ever going to buy or drink. Celebrities are usually known for their less than stellar exploits while drinking booze … not making it. Besides, do we really believe that JT is actually doing anything during the distillation process to make “his” recipe unique? Perhaps he stands on the bottling line and dips his (what we can only assume to be) freshly shorn scrotum in each and every bottle to give it a little “something special”?
Other celebrity booze no one buys:
Marilyn Manson - Mansinthe (Absinthe)
Willie Nelson - Old Whiskey River Bourbon
Vince Neil - Tres Rios Tequila
Lil Jon - Little John Winery (YEAYAH!)
Dr. Dre - Aftermath Cognac & Sparkling Vodka
Dan Akroyd - Wine & Crystal Skull Vodka
